Ok Ok Ok! E'ryday, at every moment I am surrounded with foolishness and mayhem and shit that makes ya go "What the hell!" Ok now check it...I was roaming thru my queendom, checking upon my mere peasants when I got the urge to use the Lil Diva's Room. I scurried along in 5 inch, platform M. Jacobs to the powder room in this shopping establishment. I went into the stall, hung up my purse and just before I took out the toilet liner I noticed the water in the toilet had a slight yellow tint. "Who da hell used the bathroom and didn't flush? Old nasty gal!" Stall number 2...what ok so these little trollops don't believe in flushing the Johns these days!? Stall number 3 made this Meow scream loud as hell! In the middle of my ranting and raving I see this sign right about the toilet:
Now what in the Gagalicious Drawls is this mess?! Reclaimed water? Don't they mean RECYCLED PISS! Do you know how hard it was for me to Diva Drizzle in water that looked like someone else's pee? I was so afraid that I would pee too hard and the "pee" in the water would splash and hit me in the ass! Who the hell comes up with this stuff? It has to be a man since they don't have to sit and split. You know we women would not have come up with this nasty ass concept! Do you know how much I was Peed Off (no pun intended)! Whoever came up with this should be forced to drink this crappy idea on ice and rinse their mouf out with this nasty H2O. I am so appalled and insulted. How dare someone think this was a good i-fucking-dea! Damn are we that damn broke that we have to recycle toilet water. Oh the debauchery! The catastrophic bullshit! I can't take it anymore...where the hell is my cockail?!
//signed//
The Disgustingly Irritated Cat's Meow
