Whilst roaming thru my new corridors of Long Beach where I now reside, I've come upon a lot of bullshit that has me questioning some of the foolery running through the minds of some imbeciles.
Bullshit Exhibit A
For instance, I swear every cotton-picking day is street sweeping day in the LBC! WTF for? The streets still look like shit. Yet, they never fail to ticket the residence every chance they get. I don't understand why this is so when the parking here in NON-EXISTENT! And did I mention, the streets still look a hot mess even when I move my car? What the hell are they doing when my car isn't in the lucky spot I found, blowing the crap down the street? One day, I decided to actually watch for the assholes that issue tickets on DAILY basis and watch for the fools that 'clean the streets'. Tues, Wed, Thurs and Friday I saw NOT one bullshit cleaning truck sweeping not ONE Avenue! Don't that just beat all? And talk about mahyem, they have a nerve to post this mess-------->
Who the hell is sweeping a street at 4am? No one obviously! I've even rushed outside to move my car one day before the traffic cops ticketed my car just to notice that I was too late, but wait, it was 8:20 in the AM and I didn't have a ticket on my car! Wahoo! I beat the damn system somehow. I skipped on down to the local Von's to acquire things for my victory breakfast and just what did I see? Bullshit exhibit B:
Is this mofo sleeping on the damn job? Yes Sir, I do believe he is? I don't understand it, I don't understand it! But wait, this could help me out later in court when I fight 1 of these bogus tickets. I was issued a ticket one day at 8:37 AM which was well after the street sweeping hours. I bet you it was this creep! *saves picture in incriminating evidence file* Do you know how many people would love to have his job or any damn job right now? He obviously doesn't appeciate it or is it not challenging enough for him? And might I add they clean the same street on two separate days? Holy crap! Why can't they clean the whole street in one day? Hell they have 4 freaking hours to damn do it!
Bullshit Arena #2
Who on earth harasses HOMELESS people? The Dirtbag City of Long Beach, that's who! My Coffee Caliente Compadre "Scott the Snot" just informed me that he saw one of the Long Beach Flashlight Cops harassing a poor lil homeless woman up the street. What the hell was the flashlight cop doing bantering this poor woman who was minding her own business behind her very own fire hydrant? Then his or her ass had the audacity to talk shit on the walkie-talkie. I mean WTH hell were they doing, calling for backup? *smdh*
A couple of days ago as I was walking down 6th, I looked up from my text (shut up, there is no walking and texting law...yet), just to find a full on swat team cocked and ready for another homeless dude!
You don't see the homeless dude huh? HE'S BEHIND A DUMPSTER yelling "I'm tired of it all!"
*insert blank stare* Now where were these assholes when my car was broken into while the thief fled the scene? Nowhere to be gatdern found! They told me that they weren't coming out for a burglarized car when they have real crime to fight. Since when did being a homeless man residing behind a dumpster become a real crime? Please enlighten me because I am at a loss for words. The other day, I witness a doughnut eater citing a homeless man for not having identification.
*crickets chrip*. WTF does he need ID for, to write a rent check? After a myriad of citations what will become of poor lil Homeless Harry? Are you gonna throw him in jail Long Beach? So not only are you wasting tax payer's dollars by paying sleeping on-the-job parking attendants but you're also flushing our money down the toilet by jailing "Harry". What gives? What say you, Long Beach? Hmph, I guess they have to find the funds somewhere to pay for the $20, 000 Capitol Bear that jerk-wad of a governor purchased for the state of Cali. And speaking of jerk-wad....
Bullshit Exhibit C
Only the state of damn California would nominate and vote an 'actor' into political office AND one, I might add, was not born on American soil and can't pronounce the name of the state in which he'll be sitting. I am too mad about this. He can't even ACT like a governor! Shit like this really makes my ass itch beyond recognition. Get it togetha Cali!
And Long Beach, what the hell is up with this 24 minute parking only shananigan? Who the hell goes anywhere for only 24 minutes and mind you in the beach area? Hell, I take more than 24 minutes to go to the damn bathroom! *sighs* So much Bullshit, So little time to cover it all but you get the gist of my rants.
With this plethora of citations in tow, I can only come to the conclusion of sentencing you, Long Beach, to 5 years in hell for the poppycock you continue to pull. Your drivel antics have shown me that you have low to no regard for the wonderful people that keep you up and running ridiculously. I now throw the damn book at you in hopes that you get your shit togetha expeditiously. I suggest you move with some sense of urgency for I am the Judge and the Godamn Jury since I pay taxes! Get thee the hell outta my face BITCHES!
//signed//
The Judicial Cat's Meow
