THE MORNING PAPER

So I've been scolded yet again by a loyal reader, Tawanna Johnson, yet again about blogging more. Her words, "Where is my morning paper? I know something or someone needs to be talked about! lol." This is truly funny to me, yet, oh so very, very inspiring. It has occurred to me that someone actually wants to hear shit I say...ya know...the mess I talk. You mean someone else is listening to me besides me? LOL What a freaking relief!

Yes Tawanna, there is something or someone that needs to be talked about and that someone is me! LMAO Isn't it always about me though? Great! Just checking to see if you were listening.

Her morning paper eh? Interesting comparison I'm thinking. Morning Paper...right now, I feel as though I'm living in a COMIC section, searching for the CLASSIFIEDS all while stopping thru the FASHION & STYLE section. Every now and then I'd search the WANT ADS to see if there is something I could use or if there is something there that wants me but that alone leads me back to the COMIC section where some days I feel like BLONDIE, having a DOONESBURY of a time in this nonFAMILY CIRCUS. Make ya wanna say DAGWOOD!!!!! The stormy WEATHER in my mind has me COOKING up all sorts of negativity right now and gatdernit I am NOT liking it one bit! But what's a girl to do but to BE STILL? Fuck that! I'm tired of being freaking-still! Is there anything out there worth being still for? Grrrrrr! I have so many ideas, so many things I need and want to do and in NO time to do it in! Right now, I wanna skip the morning paper, go back to sleep, sip on a martini, hide beneath the covers and wake up to a new day....a new year....a new me. But until then, whatever's in my flask will have to do.

//signed//

The Groggy Cat's Meow